Luck.......I have had NONE lately! You know the saying when it rains it pours? Well it is pouring right now! It has been a series of unfortunate events at my house the past week or so.......the kind of luck that is COMEDY worthy. Well here we go I will entertain you with my life!!!!
Deep breathe here we go..........So it all started with my van. It is overheating and there is a clunky noise from underneath and a squealy belt like noise going on. Which only translates to me like this $$$$$$$! I have only been driving when absolutely necessary! Then we noticed some water around the toilets in both bathrooms. Well Tomas put on his plumber hat and showed a lil' butt crack and figured out that the tank is cracked on our main toilet! So it is leaking into the other bathroom! So there again $$$$$! And if that is not enough to just make your head spin......along comes Friday and there is NO DEPOSIT! None zilch nada a big fat zero! Come to find out NOBODY got paid. What the ???? How the???? I mean seriously! I have a sqealy clunkity van and a leaky toilet and NO $$$$$$! Ok are you cracking up yet? It gets better! So all this stress but hey let's throw in a slumber party and a wienie roast! I mean why not??? So no relaxing all weekend, everyone is GROUCHY in my house and really need to get laundry started for Monday and guess what??? Yup you guessed it NO SOAP! None not a drop! Good thing everyone did have something to wear! Monday is here finally here.....awwww! Sigh of relief right? NO no NO! Still no deposit and no answers! Get the girls ready for school and of course no bread for lunches and 1 juice box left! Hello Monday! Izzi forgets her jacket so I have to make a trip back to the school......then I notice that Claudia forgot he water bottle for her lunch.....trip #2 to the school! I must say I am a good momma! So after school I go to get gas and while I am pumping the gas my 10 year old gets out (she is the only one with me) and accidentally locks the van. Yes the clunkity squealy van! And wait did I mention I had both sets of keys with me? Well I did! So thank God my mom was there in her van and had her phone cuz mine was locked in the van! We called the lock smith and 30 minutes and $40 later we were in! So there you have it! That is my series of unfortunate events and I am praying that the lil' black rain cloud is moving on to the next poor soul! Yes it is FUNNY to read NOW but I can't say that I was laughing then.....and I can't repeat the things that were said either......I am not always an ANGEL!! ;o) Well a lil' bird said blog about it sista' so that I have done and now I can laugh about it..........um NOPE not yet but at least ya'll can get a kick out of a day in the life of ME!
Well that is all I can take for today HELL for a year! I am eating me some popcorn and ending this day with my family! P.j.s on and I am doing nothing more for today! GOOD BYE bad luck you are not welcome anymore!
Until we meet again ~Jen~
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