I think I am funny today =)

I just made a menu and then my grocery list according to the menu and the funny thing is I totally will forget it at home when I go to the store....... (o;

Do you ever just think that everything you say is just so damn witty and amusing? Well I don't I was just wondering!

I am so damn witty and amusing! lol

You know that you have done this......


Have you ever searched everywhere for something and then realized you are holding it? True story I couldn't find my phone and I was looking all over and then realized I was talking on it! Oh yes one of my finer moments! Blond all the way.......{o;

I am a chronic list maker. Now if only I could find those lists and do something about it!

Oh this just pisses me off more than anything when people interrupt or you know that they are not listening to you! I feel like saying "Are you FUCKING listening to me?" I apologize for the nasty language but it was necessary at the moment!

I just a craving for some really cheesy pizza from Casey's!

I wish that I would win the damn lottery because I would hire someone to yell at my kids! I am tired of doing it!!!

Excuse the interruption I just had to yell at my rotten kids!

Today is kinda pissing me off. It is raining and we are stuck in the house and I am not prepared for that sort of day. Ya know all this family togetherness......lol No I am just teasing! I am kinda digging the whole relaxing and watching tv type day!

You have to admit we have all done this a million times. Especially when you run to Walmart in your "Walmart's best"no make up wearing no shower having ass to grab just one thing and run into everyone and their brother! Well you think that you would learn after I don't know 10 times! Bwahahahhaaaahhahahahaaa

Well I must go fold some clothes now.......You guess which way I fold?!??!?! lol
Until we meet again ~Momma Jen~ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

For your Information.............

Just for your information.........
           I am scared to death of spiders. Just typing the word has given me the chills! 
          I secretly watch "Good Luck Charlie" and even stayed up late to catch the new episode! 
          I hate to admit this but my bedroom looks like a teenage girls room. There is clothes everywhere. 
          I LOVE Tori Spelling (in a non-lesbo way)! I love her books and her cute little family and her gazillion animals! I want to meet her someday! 
          I have a crush on Zac Brown........teeheeee (o;
         Is it strange that I am always writing my next blog in my head for days until finally my head can't hold it any longer and out it comes? 
         I love writing run-on sentences. Ya know the ones that never end and just keep going and going and end up making no sense what so ever but you get your point across somehow! 
          I don't like Phil Collins or Mr. Bean. They give me the creeps......Sorry no offense to either but I just can't help it I was born this way! 
          I love chocolate frosting. I like to eat it right out of the can especially when it is cold! Weird??? 
          I have started every sentence with "I". 
          I still have not finished book 3 of The Hunger Games. I just can't find a solid block of time to read. I am tooo tired at night and too busy during the day. 
           I have aches and pains everyday and I often wonder why I feel like an 80 year old most days!?!? 
        I miss my friend Kari. We have not hung out in forever! 
       I love love love writing! I have so much to say and frankly my family gets tired of hearing my random thoughts and ideas! So Thankyou for letting me share them with you! 
Until next time ~Momma Jen~
I am on a roll today! (=
       

My poem

I just have to share the poem that my 10 year old wrote me......

                 Mom, Mommy, Mom
                       You burst with fresh ideas
              Like a bomb!
    When you read your book the Hunger Games
You will always burst in flames!
         Scentsy is so ITsy-Bitsy
    That sometimes
         You get Glitzy!!
When you give me a hug
   you get happy
But when I backmouth you
You get snappy!
   Even though you are sometimes mean
you are like a Mexican jumping bean!
        Love, Izzi

I must tell you that this is the cutest thing EVER! I loved all my little gifts that the kids got me! I love you girls!
 A proud MOMMA JEN

I never shut up......

I have way too much wittyy-ness today..... I MUST share!

OK last night the ceiling fan made a funny noise and came loose from the ceiling. My hubby who as you can see was contemplating his next move when the whole thing fell right into his arms! I did not get that pic!  What a FUN evening event. Repairing a fan until 10 pm! A day in the life of moi' (Is that how Miss Piggy spells it?)

 I just love it when you see a segment on a show (The View) and it is clothes on a budget..... OK I don't see how or who would  spend $100 on one outfit! I mean ok maybe a wedding or a prom or meeting Robert Pattinson but not everyday. I spend 100 and dress my whole family and have some dinero left! I am thrifty like that! 

I just had to share my pug McNugget's birthday pic! He turned 6 on Cinco de Mayo! He would not wear his party hat! I <3 my Mr. Nuggie Pug-A-Witz!


My feet are cold.......just sayin' 


I think that all my fellow "pinners" and I should all get together and make and EAT some of these yummy recipes that we all pin on a daily basis. Because I know my family won't eat all of it and I can't afford to make it all so it is all up to you now...... bwahahahahahhaaaa! (o; 


Just talked to my hubby on the phone (he is on lunch break) and my exact quote, "It's all good in the hood." Ok I am a nut well maybe a little unstable actually ;o)


I have accomplished alot today. I pinned a ton of recipes and stalked I mean browsed FB, and I watched tv. I am pooped I should probably rest for a bit. 


Man my feet are freeeeeeezing today. Painted toes should not be hidden in socks 


Do you ever find yourself staring at people and giving them dirty looks and then thinking OH SHIT when they turn your way? Nah me neither...... 


It is so HARD to be nice and not gossip. I mean doing the right thing is rough........ so I heard anyway! LOL Some people just need to be talked about and there is no way around it my friends! I know you agree! 


The end of school is approaching fast and I (once again) have a list of things that I want done before school is out. I will do this again before school resumes...lol! I always set myself up for failure. And really who gives a rat's ass if my whole entire house is clean and everything in it's place (I really don't know if everything has a place) anyway....... oh yeah the hubby. grrrrrr! Maybe I should pin some ideas on organizing and then I can have something to talk about.....lmao 


Well I could go on and but I won't. Busy busy next few days! I must get the crock pot going and some laundry switched. I will have some hungry naked people other wise.....(O: 
Until we meet again ~MoMMa Jen~

Breaking NEws

Breaking News 


Just in from the Diaz news room......
 Baby squirrel rescued from mouth of fierce cat Rocksy


           Somewhere in between crazy and insane, IL, Mom is frightened when she hears 11 year old daughter crying for Help. As she comes running out the door and she sees Rocksy "the bruiser" playing with a wounded baby black squirrel. The child panicking and in full melt down. The beautiful mother of 3 tries to calm the child but there is no hope and Rocksy can't wait to finish what she started. So being the awesome mom (the lovely 36 year old from Looneyville)  she gets paper bags as gloves and puts the squirrel in a box and drives it to a near by wooded area. They release the baby in hopes that it will make a full recovery! A heart warming story sure to make your heart melt.


  SO here is how it went down. Dinner is over and I am attempting to relax before I clean the massive mess in the kitchen when I hear the oldest screaming and crying help! Hello I ran outside to see her holding the cat and pointing and crying to the baby squirrel on the ground. Apparently Gab seen the cat walking along the top of the fence with the baby in her mouth. It was crying and that scared Gab. She wouldn't put the cat down because when she did Rocksy (AKA the Bruiser) was batting and playing with her latest prey. I am stumped it is still alive. I can't with good conscious put it in the trash. I can't leave it for the cat's enjoyment. SO being the NUT JOB I am I go get to Walmart bags (I double bagged) used as gloves and put the baby in my Scentsy box and we drove it down the street to the wooded area. Poor things leg is broke because it could only "army type" crawl. The oldest and the youngest did not want to leave and the middle girl she just said "let's go!" I have to admit for a minute I was like maybe we should keep it and nurse it back to health but then what if it recovers and chews my face off. You know the usual scenarios?! But I hardened my heart and explained to them this was nature and the right thing to do! And we drove away. It would be a miracle if we did not have a tragedy of such magnitudes every single day!! But It is What it Is and I am certain this will not be the last victim of Rocksy!!! SO BEWARE!!! (O;
Until next time ~Momma Jen~

Jello for your thoughts.....

                             I am going to share some random things...............

  1. I made jello today. Jello is in fridge setting up. Child comes home from school. Jello is not quite down yet. This is how the conversation went   Claudia says, "Mom, I was looking at the jello and it spilled." So I reply, "Are you sure that you did not touch the jello?" Claudia answers, "I just got close and this happened......" as she pointed at the orange jello dripping down all over my fridge. Jello is cleaned up and still tasted good none the less.

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  2. How many times to do I have to tell the children to not throw the ball in the house? 1,342,982
And yes I sound just like Mrs. Brady (=

 3. Do you as a parent ever get tired of hearing yourself talk? You know it's bad when you get on your own nerves........bwahahahhahahhahahaaa =p

  4. Is dinner really a balanced meal if you make sure that you STRESS save room for dessert! Which really I should get smart and not tell them and save it all for me.......NOTE TO SELF HIDE THE BROWNIES!!!

                                   PLEASE BEWARE THIS IS GOING TO BE R RATED
 5. I have to admit "fucktard" is my new favorite word....... I don't call my children this (to their face anyway) No just kidding or AM I?????? ;O)

 6. I love it how you go threw a drive thru and order and they get it wrong and when you correct them and then the cocky stank that is working rolls her eyes and says um no you ordered this. READ my lips FUCKTARD no I did NOT!!!!! What happened to the customer is always right??? Not true for McDonalds apparently

 6. Am I getting old and boring if I have a "spot" where I sit and only I can sit and I have a my book and glasses and other random things that I have piled up? Is that normal? I agree I should really change it up a bit. I will move the glasses and book once in awhile!!! LoL

 7. Everyday I secretly listen to music and sing and dance very loudly...... I am not ashamed just not selling tickets for the show quite yet

 8. Why do my kids always wanna put on a show for us when I am trying to watch Glee? I mean come on really? lmao

 9. I am babysitting and the smallest child keeps bringing me and my hubby random things that she is finding..... so far we have: a drill bit (phillips I believe), a screw, a penny and much more  to come I am sure. Makes me wonder why those things were on the floor anyway...../O:

10. Confession I went to Walmart in my really cruddy yoga pants (that for sure have never been used for yoga) and my t-shirt inside out because I was too lazy to inside out it......And I kinda don't think anyone noticed!!! I kinda fit in with everyone else... NO offense to anyone who was at Walmart!

And that my friends is my random things (O;
Until next time ~ MoMmA JeN~