I think I am funny today =)

I just made a menu and then my grocery list according to the menu and the funny thing is I totally will forget it at home when I go to the store....... (o;

Do you ever just think that everything you say is just so damn witty and amusing? Well I don't I was just wondering!

I am so damn witty and amusing! lol

You know that you have done this......


Have you ever searched everywhere for something and then realized you are holding it? True story I couldn't find my phone and I was looking all over and then realized I was talking on it! Oh yes one of my finer moments! Blond all the way.......{o;

I am a chronic list maker. Now if only I could find those lists and do something about it!

Oh this just pisses me off more than anything when people interrupt or you know that they are not listening to you! I feel like saying "Are you FUCKING listening to me?" I apologize for the nasty language but it was necessary at the moment!

I just a craving for some really cheesy pizza from Casey's!

I wish that I would win the damn lottery because I would hire someone to yell at my kids! I am tired of doing it!!!

Excuse the interruption I just had to yell at my rotten kids!

Today is kinda pissing me off. It is raining and we are stuck in the house and I am not prepared for that sort of day. Ya know all this family togetherness......lol No I am just teasing! I am kinda digging the whole relaxing and watching tv type day!

You have to admit we have all done this a million times. Especially when you run to Walmart in your "Walmart's best"no make up wearing no shower having ass to grab just one thing and run into everyone and their brother! Well you think that you would learn after I don't know 10 times! Bwahahahhaaaahhahahahaaa

Well I must go fold some clothes now.......You guess which way I fold?!??!?! lol
Until we meet again ~Momma Jen~ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3