10 Things

10 things I need to get off my lazt ass and do

1. Finish painting my the girls room
We started it like 4 months ago and never finished. Mostly because they messed it up and they were told no painting until it is clean. They might graduate before it is done!!

2.Clean my craft closet and organize it better
This will actually be fun if I can just convince myself to do it! And actually have a solid chunk of time that I can do it with out stopping! I am gonna fine a ton of stuff that I forgot I had I just know it!

3. Start getting up earlier in the morning! I have been sleeping way too late and then I feel guilty all day long because I slept until 8:30 or 9:00!

4. Stain the bathroom door. We got a new bathroom door like 2 years ago and it still not stained! I think we are so used to it that we don't see it any more!

5. Paint my picket fence and porch railings white. They look a little on the not so white side right now! And then while I am at it I need to paint the front door black.

6. Paint the front door black.....LOL

7. Get help for my chronic list making disorder!!

8. Remember to get Gabbi's uniform washed, pack the Softball bag with something good snacks and  sunscreen the shit out of all of us before Gabbers game tomorrow, Thursday and Saturday!

9. Actually geot all my garage sale stuff in one place and get it marked! I need to make some extra dough and get rid of some shit as well!! I am feeling a little border line hoarderish!

10. Enjoy my summer!!! The kids get on my nerves some days but before I know it they will be grown!   I absolutely love my  family and my fabulous friends! Here is to Summer and being lazy and making lists and procrastinating and FUN!!!!
~Until next time~ Momma Jen

Just because I am still 2 away from 1,000 and nobody loves me =(

I absolutely love commercials. Some are just too funny and others are so unrealistic! For instance there is this commercial for baked dog treats. THe "mom" is baking and has flour all over and looks over at her dog covered in flour. The dog starts shaking the flour off of him like crazy and the "mom" just shakes her head and laughs and then proceeds to chase the dog around the island in her perfect kitchen. The whole time she is laughing hysterically! OK first of all a "mom" would not have flour all over unless she was baking with the kids, second how did the dog become covered in flour???, and if the dog did become covered in flour or anything and started shaking it all over the kitchen a "mom" would not smile and play with the dumb dog. She would loudly remove the dog from the home and scream and holler profanity while cleaning up the mess the dog made!!! I mean come on really. I LOVE my four legged friends but if I ever bake dog treats for my dog please please smack me!!! (o;
  I mean not everyone can make commercials like Angela Bowers!!!

I am so glad that the kids wear mis-matched socks these days because I can never find socks that match EVER!!!!!!! I think that there is a little person or persons that live in the wall that steals socks while we are sleeping. They must use them for bedding or something?!

My kiddos are on a Full House and Fresh Prince kick! They DVR them and then watch them the next day over and over! It cracks me up because they tell me about the episodes and sometimes I just can't tell them that I have seen all the episodes because they are soooooo excited!!! (=

Today for lunch we had "white trash dip" and chips and for suppa' we had brats and "crack bread" ..........for the record I did not make up the names! bwahahahhahahaaaaaa Oh and it was deeeelish (0;

I just watched 50 First Dates. It is one of the most funny sweet feel good movies of all time! It is 2nd to Pretty Woman! Oh yes it is that good! If only I could hang out with Adam Sandler, Rob Schnieder, and Drew Barrymore for one hour!

I love shows like Ghost Hunters and A Haunting and I love scary paranormal movies (not freddy, jason, or saw stupid gory movies)!!! But I am the biggest chicken when it comes to haunted houses or the dark!!!!! (O: Don't let your feet dangle off the bed EVER! You just never know.......lol

That is some funny stuff right there! I know that there are days that my kids must think this!!! (o;
On that note <3 Until Next Time <3 Momma Jen 

Holy 1,000 Batman

I am only 10 away from having 1,000 views!! That is sooooo overwhelming awesome!!! I started blogging because a good friend of mine blogged. She is an amazing blogger and person and I am so great full to her for helping me get started!!! Whooooooot wooooooo!!! (=
   
  As I sit here in my room I see 2 Christmas gifts that have never even been touched! What the _____!?!? I bet Miss Izzi does not even remember she got them! Hhmmm.....I wonder if I can wrap them and give them to her for her bday in September?! ;o) Just a thought
I am also wondering why they are in my room to begin with????

Once upon a time there was a lady named Jen. She lived in what appeared to be a pig pen.
She had three kids that drove her nuts. They made her want to whoop their butts!
Then one day Jen lost her mind. She thought that she could rhyme.....lol I was on a roll for a minute.....daduhdunt

I am at a loss for words or subject to write about so this is when I start to ramble on about pure nonsense and nothing that is worth a crap. I know I am going to charge my camera and take some pics of my new landscaping! I am so proud of our yard this year and I want to share it with everyone. I wish that I could invite everyone over and give tours but I vowed to not host anymore parties for awhile because frankly I get tired of yelling "SHUT THE BACK DOOR!" I just don't understand why nobody ever shuts my back door! EVER!

I still can't believe 1,000! That is amazing. Whether you read and like or read it and hate it you still viewed it and that makes me smile. I am who I am! Take it or leave it! BUT I really hope that you love me or like me because I really really love writing for me and you!!!!!
~Until next time ya'll~ Momma Jen =)