Just because I am still 2 away from 1,000 and nobody loves me =(

I absolutely love commercials. Some are just too funny and others are so unrealistic! For instance there is this commercial for baked dog treats. THe "mom" is baking and has flour all over and looks over at her dog covered in flour. The dog starts shaking the flour off of him like crazy and the "mom" just shakes her head and laughs and then proceeds to chase the dog around the island in her perfect kitchen. The whole time she is laughing hysterically! OK first of all a "mom" would not have flour all over unless she was baking with the kids, second how did the dog become covered in flour???, and if the dog did become covered in flour or anything and started shaking it all over the kitchen a "mom" would not smile and play with the dumb dog. She would loudly remove the dog from the home and scream and holler profanity while cleaning up the mess the dog made!!! I mean come on really. I LOVE my four legged friends but if I ever bake dog treats for my dog please please smack me!!! (o;
  I mean not everyone can make commercials like Angela Bowers!!!

I am so glad that the kids wear mis-matched socks these days because I can never find socks that match EVER!!!!!!! I think that there is a little person or persons that live in the wall that steals socks while we are sleeping. They must use them for bedding or something?!

My kiddos are on a Full House and Fresh Prince kick! They DVR them and then watch them the next day over and over! It cracks me up because they tell me about the episodes and sometimes I just can't tell them that I have seen all the episodes because they are soooooo excited!!! (=

Today for lunch we had "white trash dip" and chips and for suppa' we had brats and "crack bread" ..........for the record I did not make up the names! bwahahahhahahaaaaaa Oh and it was deeeelish (0;

I just watched 50 First Dates. It is one of the most funny sweet feel good movies of all time! It is 2nd to Pretty Woman! Oh yes it is that good! If only I could hang out with Adam Sandler, Rob Schnieder, and Drew Barrymore for one hour!

I love shows like Ghost Hunters and A Haunting and I love scary paranormal movies (not freddy, jason, or saw stupid gory movies)!!! But I am the biggest chicken when it comes to haunted houses or the dark!!!!! (O: Don't let your feet dangle off the bed EVER! You just never know.......lol

That is some funny stuff right there! I know that there are days that my kids must think this!!! (o;
On that note <3 Until Next Time <3 Momma Jen