Jello for your thoughts.....

                             I am going to share some random things...............

  1. I made jello today. Jello is in fridge setting up. Child comes home from school. Jello is not quite down yet. This is how the conversation went   Claudia says, "Mom, I was looking at the jello and it spilled." So I reply, "Are you sure that you did not touch the jello?" Claudia answers, "I just got close and this happened......" as she pointed at the orange jello dripping down all over my fridge. Jello is cleaned up and still tasted good none the less.

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  2. How many times to do I have to tell the children to not throw the ball in the house? 1,342,982
And yes I sound just like Mrs. Brady (=

 3. Do you as a parent ever get tired of hearing yourself talk? You know it's bad when you get on your own nerves........bwahahahhahahhahahaaa =p

  4. Is dinner really a balanced meal if you make sure that you STRESS save room for dessert! Which really I should get smart and not tell them and save it all for me.......NOTE TO SELF HIDE THE BROWNIES!!!

                                   PLEASE BEWARE THIS IS GOING TO BE R RATED
 5. I have to admit "fucktard" is my new favorite word....... I don't call my children this (to their face anyway) No just kidding or AM I?????? ;O)

 6. I love it how you go threw a drive thru and order and they get it wrong and when you correct them and then the cocky stank that is working rolls her eyes and says um no you ordered this. READ my lips FUCKTARD no I did NOT!!!!! What happened to the customer is always right??? Not true for McDonalds apparently

 6. Am I getting old and boring if I have a "spot" where I sit and only I can sit and I have a my book and glasses and other random things that I have piled up? Is that normal? I agree I should really change it up a bit. I will move the glasses and book once in awhile!!! LoL

 7. Everyday I secretly listen to music and sing and dance very loudly...... I am not ashamed just not selling tickets for the show quite yet

 8. Why do my kids always wanna put on a show for us when I am trying to watch Glee? I mean come on really? lmao

 9. I am babysitting and the smallest child keeps bringing me and my hubby random things that she is finding..... so far we have: a drill bit (phillips I believe), a screw, a penny and much more  to come I am sure. Makes me wonder why those things were on the floor anyway...../O:

10. Confession I went to Walmart in my really cruddy yoga pants (that for sure have never been used for yoga) and my t-shirt inside out because I was too lazy to inside out it......And I kinda don't think anyone noticed!!! I kinda fit in with everyone else... NO offense to anyone who was at Walmart!

And that my friends is my random things (O;
Until next time ~ MoMmA JeN~

I think I am border line crazy....... /0:

    I am still just not feeling 100% yet and yesterday was not my greatest day. I usually wake up and get a shower and get dressed right away. It wakes me up and then I am ready for the day. Ya never know what the day will bring. Of course on the weekends I am a little more relaxed in my routine. I got up and made pancakes for breakfast for the family. And the greatest part was we all ate together. I <3 that! After we stuffed ourselves with breakfast we all plopped on the couch. I watched a movie with the girls while the big guy napped. Towards the end of the movie I decided I needed to get a shower and start picking up. It was like the whole time I was trying to relax and enjoy the movie I was surveying the wreckage of my home. My mind is cleaning, doing laundry, rearranging furniture and watching the movie all at once until I just flipped. I got out of the shower and I lost my mind. I seen the family relaxing and I thought how unfair that I am cleaning up the breakfast mess and starting laundry so they have clean clothes while they relax. This is just crap. So I start cleaning loudly (a very mature moment...LOL). Until the dirty looks and glares are too much. I snapped. "It is not fair that I am busting my ass while you guys are sitting there and it is not even my mess. You people are all capable of picking up your shoes, jackets, glasses, candy wrappers and crap! I never get a day off. Even now I am sick and still I have to take care of you. DUDE!" And yes I said DUDE! I am so "happy" that my family is used to random melt downs because they just ignored me and went on about their business and I straightened up and got dinner in the crockpot. How dis-functional is this? lol It is actually funny now that I look at it. I made chili and we had hot dogs. Well we ate a late lunch and while we were eating our chili my family was discussing what they wanted me took cook for dinner. Ok it is 2 when we were eating. It just blows my mind that they really thought that I was going to prepare another meal when we had a huge full crockpot of chili. Well anyway I survived another weekend with my crazy family! I LOVE them all anyway!!! (O; 
random thought..... When you are waiting for a phone call and finally when you are tired of waiting and decide to get in the shower to shave your legs (could have used a weed wacker for those bad daddy's lol) and in mid shave the phone rings..... just sayin' (o;
Until next time ~Momma (loca) Jen~ 

So much for my weekend.........

Well as luck would have it I am sick. I have a spider bite or some sorta bite on my thigh/leg. It is not that big at FIRST but now it is humungo! I went to the doctor today and he can not be 100% that is what it is because it is not soft anywhere to lance and therefor it can not be cultured. I have been running a fever for a few days now and my body has been aching terrible. I am to take it easy and keep warm compresses on my thigh so that it can start to drain. GROSS gag me! I am super scared of spiders, bugs and anything crawly like so I think that freaks me out the most. Is there still a "suspect" in my house? Maybe I should just not sleep for like never!!! So needless to say my weekend is cashed. The weather is chilly and cloudy anyway so I guess it is not like I have to watch everyone else outside or anything. The big guy had to work today. Every time I think I will steal a nap or recline a little more then there is some sort of ciaos. I can't wait for my hubby to get here so he can wait on me hand and foot......Just teasing I just need someone to herd the crew and let me rest. Here's to hoping that this is short lived....... 
Until next time ~Momma Jen~

I am back.....(O:

I feel like I have not blogged in forever! Our desktops are still in the shop, our little laptop fell victim to one of the girls (cracked screen), our Dell laptop is acting funny and our HP touch tablet fell to it's demise and shattered the entire screen! Just our luck.... so right now I am writing on the cracked screen laptop. So I apologize in advance for spelling errors or bad writing it is the laptops fault! So I have now became a volleyball and a softball mom. My oldest is playing volleyball and softball. She is loving every moment of it I am enjoying it but I hate the running. It is always at around dinner time. I am the type who needs/wants to be home at dinner time. I want my dinner fixed and on the table and everyone eating together (if possible) by 5-5:30! That is becoming tricky! I am trying to adjust and I have not killed anyone or had a nervous breakdown YET so I think it is going well........lol My hubby is loving his new job and I LOVE love LOVE first shift! Things get done and I can have that cherished ME time that us mommy's/wive's need! My baby turned 8! We had a Willy Wonka party. It was soooooo FUN! I will upload pics as soon as I can! I can't believe how fast time flies! With all the attention the baby has got and now the oldest and all she is doing my poor middle child is feeling left out! She is spoiled just like the rest but never the less she is developing that "middle child syndrome". She forgets that every weekend she goes with her best friend and her dad for dinner and bowling or movie or whatever! The other girls don't get that. It is so hard to convince her that she is not forgotten or being shoved aside. She does not want to do anything. We offered. Tumbling? Art classes? Tennis? College for kids? She said NO to all. Easier for me but not really because I still here about how unfair her life is. I am definatly sure that I never ever complained or whined to my parents.....I am sure that things will get better and they will get worse but in the mean time "It Is What It Is" 
Until next time ~Momma Jen~

Life is too short

Today my hubby lost his great uncle. A man that helped raise him. A great man that was good hearted and stubborn. He was sick with cancer and he lost his battle. It is comforting to know that he is no longer suffering and he is in a better place. However it is an eye opener that we should live everyday as if it were our last. We are only here for a short time and need to surround us with the ones we love as much as possible. We should always say I love you even if we are only running an errand. We should never go to bed angry. We should always forgive and forget. I can not imagine living my life without the ones I love. I can not even begin to imagine how his aunt feels right now. I am certain she is going to be fine and she will find comfort in making sure that all of us family is doing ok because that is what she does. I am sure that is now smiling down upon us. I am sure that we have another guardian angel to watch after all of us and our children. I only wish that I was not a nervous wreck and that my hubby and his family was not going through this. I am not good when it comes to death. I make myself absolutely sick. I have a difficult time being strong. I am a very nervous person anyway. I know that I will get threw this and so will my family. Just please hug the ones you love and tell them I love you tonight because tomorrow is not guaranteed.......
Until we meet again ~Jen~ 

TGIF.....no not really

I  so look forward to days off. Having the kiddies home with me  and then reality smacks me in the face! SMACK! "Mommy, I am hungry!" "Mommy I don't wanna wear that!" "Mom MY HAIR LOOKS STUPID!" "MOM  I wanna go to grandma's NOW!" OH the joy of mouthy girls.....GOD grant me the serenity to get through this morning with these whiny girls without flying off the handle. I just don't get it. When I was a kid I would have been overjoyed with a day off and playing outside or drawing or playing barbie's. I love barbies! Just sayin'....lol! Here's to a 3 day weekend! My pre-birthday weekend as well! =p 36.....it all down hill from here! (o:
Updates later ~Jen~

SuperMom

Do you ever feel pressured or less of a mom if you don't make a fantastic meal? Silly as this may sound....I planned yesterdays meal....chili dogs and chips and I really felt like a bad mom and wife for not planning something more. So the hubby de-thawed some steaks and I made some pasta salad and I made some BBQ'ED onions. Honestly my family would have been fine with the damn hot dogs but  I felt like I had a reputation to uphold! WTF!?! Is what I am thinking. I do the same with keeping the kitchen and living room clean. (notice I only listed 2 rooms...LOL) I beat myself up if I don't have it so-so. I need to chill, take a pill I know. I freak out (well not really but I get very annoyed loudly) if the window is open and the blinds are not even with the bottom of the window but overlook the fact that the window and blinds are gag me gross. I get frustrated if the ketchup is on the shelf in the fridge and not in the door where it belongs. I mean who does that? All these things are because I am wearing this damn supermom cape!!! I am a domestic diva. I actually just said this the other day. My cousin says, "You always have something in that crockpot!" I said "I know I am so domesticated it is sick huh??" But it is who I is and I am sure that that is why you all love me!!!!!!!!! ~Until next time~ SuperMom ~Jen Diaz~