Just for your information.........
I am scared to death of spiders. Just typing the word has given me the chills!
I secretly watch "Good Luck Charlie" and even stayed up late to catch the new episode!
I hate to admit this but my bedroom looks like a teenage girls room. There is clothes everywhere.
I LOVE Tori Spelling (in a non-lesbo way)! I love her books and her cute little family and her gazillion animals! I want to meet her someday!
I have a crush on Zac Brown........teeheeee (o;
Is it strange that I am always writing my next blog in my head for days until finally my head can't hold it any longer and out it comes?
I love writing run-on sentences. Ya know the ones that never end and just keep going and going and end up making no sense what so ever but you get your point across somehow!
I don't like Phil Collins or Mr. Bean. They give me the creeps......Sorry no offense to either but I just can't help it I was born this way!
I love chocolate frosting. I like to eat it right out of the can especially when it is cold! Weird???
I have started every sentence with "I".
I still have not finished book 3 of The Hunger Games. I just can't find a solid block of time to read. I am tooo tired at night and too busy during the day.
I have aches and pains everyday and I often wonder why I feel like an 80 year old most days!?!?
I miss my friend Kari. We have not hung out in forever!
I love love love writing! I have so much to say and frankly my family gets tired of hearing my random thoughts and ideas! So Thankyou for letting me share them with you!
Until next time ~Momma Jen~
I am on a roll today! (=
Monday, May 14, 2012
My poem
I just have to share the poem that my 10 year old wrote me......
Mom, Mommy, Mom
You burst with fresh ideas
Like a bomb!
When you read your book the Hunger Games
You will always burst in flames!
Scentsy is so ITsy-Bitsy
That sometimes
You get Glitzy!!
When you give me a hug
you get happy
But when I backmouth you
You get snappy!
Even though you are sometimes mean
you are like a Mexican jumping bean!
Love, Izzi
I must tell you that this is the cutest thing EVER! I loved all my little gifts that the kids got me! I love you girls!
A proud MOMMA JEN
Mom, Mommy, Mom
You burst with fresh ideas
Like a bomb!
When you read your book the Hunger Games
You will always burst in flames!
Scentsy is so ITsy-Bitsy
That sometimes
You get Glitzy!!
When you give me a hug
you get happy
But when I backmouth you
You get snappy!
Even though you are sometimes mean
you are like a Mexican jumping bean!
Love, Izzi
I must tell you that this is the cutest thing EVER! I loved all my little gifts that the kids got me! I love you girls!
A proud MOMMA JEN
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
I never shut up......
I have way too much wittyy-ness today..... I MUST share!
OK last night the ceiling fan made a funny noise and came loose from the ceiling. My hubby who as you can see was contemplating his next move when the whole thing fell right into his arms! I did not get that pic! What a FUN evening event. Repairing a fan until 10 pm! A day in the life of moi' (Is that how Miss Piggy spells it?)
I just love it when you see a segment on a show (The View) and it is clothes on a budget..... OK I don't see how or who would spend $100 on one outfit! I mean ok maybe a wedding or a prom or meeting Robert Pattinson but not everyday. I spend 100 and dress my whole family and have some dinero left! I am thrifty like that!
I just had to share my pug McNugget's birthday pic! He turned 6 on Cinco de Mayo! He would not wear his party hat! I <3 my Mr. Nuggie Pug-A-Witz!
My feet are cold.......just sayin'
I think that all my fellow "pinners" and I should all get together and make and EAT some of these yummy recipes that we all pin on a daily basis. Because I know my family won't eat all of it and I can't afford to make it all so it is all up to you now...... bwahahahahahhaaaa! (o;
Just talked to my hubby on the phone (he is on lunch break) and my exact quote, "It's all good in the hood." Ok I am a nut well maybe a little unstable actually ;o)
I have accomplished alot today. I pinned a ton of recipes and stalked I mean browsed FB, and I watched tv. I am pooped I should probably rest for a bit.
Man my feet are freeeeeeezing today. Painted toes should not be hidden in socks
Do you ever find yourself staring at people and giving them dirty looks and then thinking OH SHIT when they turn your way? Nah me neither......
It is so HARD to be nice and not gossip. I mean doing the right thing is rough........ so I heard anyway! LOL Some people just need to be talked about and there is no way around it my friends! I know you agree!
The end of school is approaching fast and I (once again) have a list of things that I want done before school is out. I will do this again before school resumes...lol! I always set myself up for failure. And really who gives a rat's ass if my whole entire house is clean and everything in it's place (I really don't know if everything has a place) anyway....... oh yeah the hubby. grrrrrr! Maybe I should pin some ideas on organizing and then I can have something to talk about.....lmao
Well I could go on and but I won't. Busy busy next few days! I must get the crock pot going and some laundry switched. I will have some hungry naked people other wise.....(O:
Until we meet again ~MoMMa Jen~
I just love it when you see a segment on a show (The View) and it is clothes on a budget..... OK I don't see how or who would spend $100 on one outfit! I mean ok maybe a wedding or a prom or meeting Robert Pattinson but not everyday. I spend 100 and dress my whole family and have some dinero left! I am thrifty like that!
My feet are cold.......just sayin'
I think that all my fellow "pinners" and I should all get together and make and EAT some of these yummy recipes that we all pin on a daily basis. Because I know my family won't eat all of it and I can't afford to make it all so it is all up to you now...... bwahahahahahhaaaa! (o;
Just talked to my hubby on the phone (he is on lunch break) and my exact quote, "It's all good in the hood." Ok I am a nut well maybe a little unstable actually ;o)
I have accomplished alot today. I pinned a ton of recipes and stalked I mean browsed FB, and I watched tv. I am pooped I should probably rest for a bit.
Man my feet are freeeeeeezing today. Painted toes should not be hidden in socks
Do you ever find yourself staring at people and giving them dirty looks and then thinking OH SHIT when they turn your way? Nah me neither......
It is so HARD to be nice and not gossip. I mean doing the right thing is rough........ so I heard anyway! LOL Some people just need to be talked about and there is no way around it my friends! I know you agree!
The end of school is approaching fast and I (once again) have a list of things that I want done before school is out. I will do this again before school resumes...lol! I always set myself up for failure. And really who gives a rat's ass if my whole entire house is clean and everything in it's place (I really don't know if everything has a place) anyway....... oh yeah the hubby. grrrrrr! Maybe I should pin some ideas on organizing and then I can have something to talk about.....lmao
Well I could go on and but I won't. Busy busy next few days! I must get the crock pot going and some laundry switched. I will have some hungry naked people other wise.....(O:
Until we meet again ~MoMMa Jen~
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Breaking NEws
Breaking News
Just in from the Diaz news room......
Baby squirrel rescued from mouth of fierce cat Rocksy
Somewhere in between crazy and insane, IL, Mom is frightened when she hears 11 year old daughter crying for Help. As she comes running out the door and she sees Rocksy "the bruiser" playing with a wounded baby black squirrel. The child panicking and in full melt down. The beautiful mother of 3 tries to calm the child but there is no hope and Rocksy can't wait to finish what she started. So being the awesome mom (the lovely 36 year old from Looneyville) she gets paper bags as gloves and puts the squirrel in a box and drives it to a near by wooded area. They release the baby in hopes that it will make a full recovery! A heart warming story sure to make your heart melt.
SO here is how it went down. Dinner is over and I am attempting to relax before I clean the massive mess in the kitchen when I hear the oldest screaming and crying help! Hello I ran outside to see her holding the cat and pointing and crying to the baby squirrel on the ground. Apparently Gab seen the cat walking along the top of the fence with the baby in her mouth. It was crying and that scared Gab. She wouldn't put the cat down because when she did Rocksy (AKA the Bruiser) was batting and playing with her latest prey. I am stumped it is still alive. I can't with good conscious put it in the trash. I can't leave it for the cat's enjoyment. SO being the NUT JOB I am I go get to Walmart bags (I double bagged) used as gloves and put the baby in my Scentsy box and we drove it down the street to the wooded area. Poor things leg is broke because it could only "army type" crawl. The oldest and the youngest did not want to leave and the middle girl she just said "let's go!" I have to admit for a minute I was like maybe we should keep it and nurse it back to health but then what if it recovers and chews my face off. You know the usual scenarios?! But I hardened my heart and explained to them this was nature and the right thing to do! And we drove away. It would be a miracle if we did not have a tragedy of such magnitudes every single day!! But It is What it Is and I am certain this will not be the last victim of Rocksy!!! SO BEWARE!!! (O;
Until next time ~Momma Jen~
Just in from the Diaz news room......
Baby squirrel rescued from mouth of fierce cat Rocksy
Somewhere in between crazy and insane, IL, Mom is frightened when she hears 11 year old daughter crying for Help. As she comes running out the door and she sees Rocksy "the bruiser" playing with a wounded baby black squirrel. The child panicking and in full melt down. The beautiful mother of 3 tries to calm the child but there is no hope and Rocksy can't wait to finish what she started. So being the awesome mom (the lovely 36 year old from Looneyville) she gets paper bags as gloves and puts the squirrel in a box and drives it to a near by wooded area. They release the baby in hopes that it will make a full recovery! A heart warming story sure to make your heart melt.
SO here is how it went down. Dinner is over and I am attempting to relax before I clean the massive mess in the kitchen when I hear the oldest screaming and crying help! Hello I ran outside to see her holding the cat and pointing and crying to the baby squirrel on the ground. Apparently Gab seen the cat walking along the top of the fence with the baby in her mouth. It was crying and that scared Gab. She wouldn't put the cat down because when she did Rocksy (AKA the Bruiser) was batting and playing with her latest prey. I am stumped it is still alive. I can't with good conscious put it in the trash. I can't leave it for the cat's enjoyment. SO being the NUT JOB I am I go get to Walmart bags (I double bagged) used as gloves and put the baby in my Scentsy box and we drove it down the street to the wooded area. Poor things leg is broke because it could only "army type" crawl. The oldest and the youngest did not want to leave and the middle girl she just said "let's go!" I have to admit for a minute I was like maybe we should keep it and nurse it back to health but then what if it recovers and chews my face off. You know the usual scenarios?! But I hardened my heart and explained to them this was nature and the right thing to do! And we drove away. It would be a miracle if we did not have a tragedy of such magnitudes every single day!! But It is What it Is and I am certain this will not be the last victim of Rocksy!!! SO BEWARE!!! (O;
Until next time ~Momma Jen~
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Jello for your thoughts.....
I am going to share some random things...............
1. I made jello today. Jello is in fridge setting up. Child comes home from school. Jello is not quite down yet. This is how the conversation went Claudia says, "Mom, I was looking at the jello and it spilled." So I reply, "Are you sure that you did not touch the jello?" Claudia answers, "I just got close and this happened......" as she pointed at the orange jello dripping down all over my fridge. Jello is cleaned up and still tasted good none the less.
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2. How many times to do I have to tell the children to not throw the ball in the house? 1,342,982
And yes I sound just like Mrs. Brady (=
3. Do you as a parent ever get tired of hearing yourself talk? You know it's bad when you get on your own nerves........bwahahahhahahhahahaaa =p
4. Is dinner really a balanced meal if you make sure that you STRESS save room for dessert! Which really I should get smart and not tell them and save it all for me.......NOTE TO SELF HIDE THE BROWNIES!!!
PLEASE BEWARE THIS IS GOING TO BE R RATED
5. I have to admit "fucktard" is my new favorite word....... I don't call my children this (to their face anyway) No just kidding or AM I?????? ;O)
6. I love it how you go threw a drive thru and order and they get it wrong and when you correct them and then the cocky stank that is working rolls her eyes and says um no you ordered this. READ my lips FUCKTARD no I did NOT!!!!! What happened to the customer is always right??? Not true for McDonalds apparently
6. Am I getting old and boring if I have a "spot" where I sit and only I can sit and I have a my book and glasses and other random things that I have piled up? Is that normal? I agree I should really change it up a bit. I will move the glasses and book once in awhile!!! LoL
7. Everyday I secretly listen to music and sing and dance very loudly...... I am not ashamed just not selling tickets for the show quite yet
8. Why do my kids always wanna put on a show for us when I am trying to watch Glee? I mean come on really? lmao
9. I am babysitting and the smallest child keeps bringing me and my hubby random things that she is finding..... so far we have: a drill bit (phillips I believe), a screw, a penny and much more to come I am sure. Makes me wonder why those things were on the floor anyway...../O:
10. Confession I went to Walmart in my really cruddy yoga pants (that for sure have never been used for yoga) and my t-shirt inside out because I was too lazy to inside out it......And I kinda don't think anyone noticed!!! I kinda fit in with everyone else... NO offense to anyone who was at Walmart!
And that my friends is my random things (O;
Until next time ~ MoMmA JeN~
1. I made jello today. Jello is in fridge setting up. Child comes home from school. Jello is not quite down yet. This is how the conversation went Claudia says, "Mom, I was looking at the jello and it spilled." So I reply, "Are you sure that you did not touch the jello?" Claudia answers, "I just got close and this happened......" as she pointed at the orange jello dripping down all over my fridge. Jello is cleaned up and still tasted good none the less.
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2. How many times to do I have to tell the children to not throw the ball in the house? 1,342,982
And yes I sound just like Mrs. Brady (=
3. Do you as a parent ever get tired of hearing yourself talk? You know it's bad when you get on your own nerves........bwahahahhahahhahahaaa =p
4. Is dinner really a balanced meal if you make sure that you STRESS save room for dessert! Which really I should get smart and not tell them and save it all for me.......NOTE TO SELF HIDE THE BROWNIES!!!
PLEASE BEWARE THIS IS GOING TO BE R RATED
5. I have to admit "fucktard" is my new favorite word....... I don't call my children this (to their face anyway) No just kidding or AM I?????? ;O)
6. I love it how you go threw a drive thru and order and they get it wrong and when you correct them and then the cocky stank that is working rolls her eyes and says um no you ordered this. READ my lips FUCKTARD no I did NOT!!!!! What happened to the customer is always right??? Not true for McDonalds apparently
6. Am I getting old and boring if I have a "spot" where I sit and only I can sit and I have a my book and glasses and other random things that I have piled up? Is that normal? I agree I should really change it up a bit. I will move the glasses and book once in awhile!!! LoL
7. Everyday I secretly listen to music and sing and dance very loudly...... I am not ashamed just not selling tickets for the show quite yet
8. Why do my kids always wanna put on a show for us when I am trying to watch Glee? I mean come on really? lmao
9. I am babysitting and the smallest child keeps bringing me and my hubby random things that she is finding..... so far we have: a drill bit (phillips I believe), a screw, a penny and much more to come I am sure. Makes me wonder why those things were on the floor anyway...../O:
10. Confession I went to Walmart in my really cruddy yoga pants (that for sure have never been used for yoga) and my t-shirt inside out because I was too lazy to inside out it......And I kinda don't think anyone noticed!!! I kinda fit in with everyone else... NO offense to anyone who was at Walmart!
And that my friends is my random things (O;
Until next time ~ MoMmA JeN~
Monday, April 30, 2012
I think I am border line crazy....... /0:
I am still just not feeling 100% yet and yesterday was not my greatest day. I usually wake up and get a shower and get dressed right away. It wakes me up and then I am ready for the day. Ya never know what the day will bring. Of course on the weekends I am a little more relaxed in my routine. I got up and made pancakes for breakfast for the family. And the greatest part was we all ate together. I <3 that! After we stuffed ourselves with breakfast we all plopped on the couch. I watched a movie with the girls while the big guy napped. Towards the end of the movie I decided I needed to get a shower and start picking up. It was like the whole time I was trying to relax and enjoy the movie I was surveying the wreckage of my home. My mind is cleaning, doing laundry, rearranging furniture and watching the movie all at once until I just flipped. I got out of the shower and I lost my mind. I seen the family relaxing and I thought how unfair that I am cleaning up the breakfast mess and starting laundry so they have clean clothes while they relax. This is just crap. So I start cleaning loudly (a very mature moment...LOL). Until the dirty looks and glares are too much. I snapped. "It is not fair that I am busting my ass while you guys are sitting there and it is not even my mess. You people are all capable of picking up your shoes, jackets, glasses, candy wrappers and crap! I never get a day off. Even now I am sick and still I have to take care of you. DUDE!" And yes I said DUDE! I am so "happy" that my family is used to random melt downs because they just ignored me and went on about their business and I straightened up and got dinner in the crockpot. How dis-functional is this? lol It is actually funny now that I look at it. I made chili and we had hot dogs. Well we ate a late lunch and while we were eating our chili my family was discussing what they wanted me took cook for dinner. Ok it is 2 when we were eating. It just blows my mind that they really thought that I was going to prepare another meal when we had a huge full crockpot of chili. Well anyway I survived another weekend with my crazy family! I LOVE them all anyway!!! (O;
random thought..... When you are waiting for a phone call and finally when you are tired of waiting and decide to get in the shower to shave your legs (could have used a weed wacker for those bad daddy's lol) and in mid shave the phone rings..... just sayin' (o;
Until next time ~Momma (loca) Jen~
random thought..... When you are waiting for a phone call and finally when you are tired of waiting and decide to get in the shower to shave your legs (could have used a weed wacker for those bad daddy's lol) and in mid shave the phone rings..... just sayin' (o;
Until next time ~Momma (loca) Jen~
Saturday, April 28, 2012
So much for my weekend.........
Well as luck would have it I am sick. I have a spider bite or some sorta bite on my thigh/leg. It is not that big at FIRST but now it is humungo! I went to the doctor today and he can not be 100% that is what it is because it is not soft anywhere to lance and therefor it can not be cultured. I have been running a fever for a few days now and my body has been aching terrible. I am to take it easy and keep warm compresses on my thigh so that it can start to drain. GROSS gag me! I am super scared of spiders, bugs and anything crawly like so I think that freaks me out the most. Is there still a "suspect" in my house? Maybe I should just not sleep for like never!!! So needless to say my weekend is cashed. The weather is chilly and cloudy anyway so I guess it is not like I have to watch everyone else outside or anything. The big guy had to work today. Every time I think I will steal a nap or recline a little more then there is some sort of ciaos. I can't wait for my hubby to get here so he can wait on me hand and foot......Just teasing I just need someone to herd the crew and let me rest. Here's to hoping that this is short lived.......
Until next time ~Momma Jen~
Until next time ~Momma Jen~
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