Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Breaking NEws

Breaking News 


Just in from the Diaz news room......
 Baby squirrel rescued from mouth of fierce cat Rocksy


           Somewhere in between crazy and insane, IL, Mom is frightened when she hears 11 year old daughter crying for Help. As she comes running out the door and she sees Rocksy "the bruiser" playing with a wounded baby black squirrel. The child panicking and in full melt down. The beautiful mother of 3 tries to calm the child but there is no hope and Rocksy can't wait to finish what she started. So being the awesome mom (the lovely 36 year old from Looneyville)  she gets paper bags as gloves and puts the squirrel in a box and drives it to a near by wooded area. They release the baby in hopes that it will make a full recovery! A heart warming story sure to make your heart melt.


  SO here is how it went down. Dinner is over and I am attempting to relax before I clean the massive mess in the kitchen when I hear the oldest screaming and crying help! Hello I ran outside to see her holding the cat and pointing and crying to the baby squirrel on the ground. Apparently Gab seen the cat walking along the top of the fence with the baby in her mouth. It was crying and that scared Gab. She wouldn't put the cat down because when she did Rocksy (AKA the Bruiser) was batting and playing with her latest prey. I am stumped it is still alive. I can't with good conscious put it in the trash. I can't leave it for the cat's enjoyment. SO being the NUT JOB I am I go get to Walmart bags (I double bagged) used as gloves and put the baby in my Scentsy box and we drove it down the street to the wooded area. Poor things leg is broke because it could only "army type" crawl. The oldest and the youngest did not want to leave and the middle girl she just said "let's go!" I have to admit for a minute I was like maybe we should keep it and nurse it back to health but then what if it recovers and chews my face off. You know the usual scenarios?! But I hardened my heart and explained to them this was nature and the right thing to do! And we drove away. It would be a miracle if we did not have a tragedy of such magnitudes every single day!! But It is What it Is and I am certain this will not be the last victim of Rocksy!!! SO BEWARE!!! (O;
Until next time ~Momma Jen~

1 comment:

  1. Okay seriously?!?! How the eff did I miss this!!!!!
    1. You should apply at The Register Mail! For realzies! This "article" was more informative, descriptive, fun, hilariously written than anything that has came out of the paper in years!!!!!!! LOVED IT!
    2. And I motha cluckin quote "....but then what if it recovers and chews my face off.". Holy hell! I friggin laughed, hell screamed out loud!!!! SERIOUSLY!

    YOU ROCK! xo <3

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