Jello for your thoughts.....

                             I am going to share some random things...............

  1. I made jello today. Jello is in fridge setting up. Child comes home from school. Jello is not quite down yet. This is how the conversation went   Claudia says, "Mom, I was looking at the jello and it spilled." So I reply, "Are you sure that you did not touch the jello?" Claudia answers, "I just got close and this happened......" as she pointed at the orange jello dripping down all over my fridge. Jello is cleaned up and still tasted good none the less.

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  2. How many times to do I have to tell the children to not throw the ball in the house? 1,342,982
And yes I sound just like Mrs. Brady (=

 3. Do you as a parent ever get tired of hearing yourself talk? You know it's bad when you get on your own nerves........bwahahahhahahhahahaaa =p

  4. Is dinner really a balanced meal if you make sure that you STRESS save room for dessert! Which really I should get smart and not tell them and save it all for me.......NOTE TO SELF HIDE THE BROWNIES!!!

                                   PLEASE BEWARE THIS IS GOING TO BE R RATED
 5. I have to admit "fucktard" is my new favorite word....... I don't call my children this (to their face anyway) No just kidding or AM I?????? ;O)

 6. I love it how you go threw a drive thru and order and they get it wrong and when you correct them and then the cocky stank that is working rolls her eyes and says um no you ordered this. READ my lips FUCKTARD no I did NOT!!!!! What happened to the customer is always right??? Not true for McDonalds apparently

 6. Am I getting old and boring if I have a "spot" where I sit and only I can sit and I have a my book and glasses and other random things that I have piled up? Is that normal? I agree I should really change it up a bit. I will move the glasses and book once in awhile!!! LoL

 7. Everyday I secretly listen to music and sing and dance very loudly...... I am not ashamed just not selling tickets for the show quite yet

 8. Why do my kids always wanna put on a show for us when I am trying to watch Glee? I mean come on really? lmao

 9. I am babysitting and the smallest child keeps bringing me and my hubby random things that she is finding..... so far we have: a drill bit (phillips I believe), a screw, a penny and much more  to come I am sure. Makes me wonder why those things were on the floor anyway...../O:

10. Confession I went to Walmart in my really cruddy yoga pants (that for sure have never been used for yoga) and my t-shirt inside out because I was too lazy to inside out it......And I kinda don't think anyone noticed!!! I kinda fit in with everyone else... NO offense to anyone who was at Walmart!

And that my friends is my random things (O;
Until next time ~ MoMmA JeN~